This Magic Beard & Hair Elixir could RAISE THE DEAD.

• What does it smell like? Like a spicy apparition, the scent of the Cursed Cowboy filled the room. Surrounded by smells of campfire and clove, the monster opened its eyes and staggered forth into the world.
• What is this beard elixir?Soothes even the wildest bird nest of scraggly beard, while smelling absolutely divine.
  
• Is it good for head hairs?YES!!! Can be used as beard oil, but also makes a great hair oil for both women and men. It is the pinnacle of grooming products for both genders (pinnacle-ness not guaranteed.) This seductive and sweet yet devilishly spicy, clove and campfire beard oil is something special.
  
• What if I don't love it?All our products are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We’re emphatic about your happiness. All scents are different, and they interact with your personal body chemistry, so what smells great on one person might smell like a hot mess on another person. If you don’t love it, we'll offer you another scent or give you a refund. All we ask is that you give it a try.
• Who are we and what are we doing in your bullet points?We areOutlaw, a tiny little company in Sparks, Nevada, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. We live fast and take chances but keep our rubber sides down. And we wanted to make your life better, so we started this company dedicated to unique scents in peerless products.

This beard and hair elixir is truly a miracle oil.

It was a morning not unlike this morning. The house was quiet...too quiet. Even the dogs, usually on high alert for any intruder, seemed strangely nonchalant.

To say it is a "beard oil" is vastly under-selling its charms. It can be used on anyhairs. Yes, it will delightfully smooth and condition even the crinkliest beards... but why does it have to stop there?

My hair is a matted disaster from years of bleaching and coloring. This jojoba and hemp seed oil-based elixir soothes and smooths my angry, frizzy mess.

This subtle beauty surrounds you with the scent of campfire and clove, like your trusted sidekicks. It's not an all-out assault on scent town like a group of banditos all trying to pile into the same getaway wagon. Trust us, your lovers and officemates will thank you.